@nasa if you need anyone to go into a black hole i volunteer
Police: *banging on door* police!! Open up!
Dunkin’ Donuts Manager: I’m sorry sir we don’t open until 5
i love star trek!!!!
guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this
set phasers to fruit salad
one of my classmates sent me this with no context and hasnt messaged me since
This ogre can rap